Apr 10, 200608:09 AMThe Life
Hef on aging
Apr 10, 2006 - 08:09 AMHugh Hefner, who created Playboy magazine 52 years ago, celebrated his 80th birthday yesterday. Although it took a bevy of buxom blonde bimbos to prop him up, he still looked quite lecherous. When asked about his advanced age, he scoffed, "80 is the new 40."
Does this mean 40 is the new Anklebiter?
After Hef's momentous pronouncement, one of the bimbos pulled out a monogrammed lace hankie, wiped some drool from his lips, and muttered, "If this old goat doesn't make me a centerfold soon, I'm gonna stop fakin' it."