Jan 17, 200603:28 PMThe Life
Inbox: a certain social event
Jan 17, 2006 - 03:28 PMGeez Louise, we've been hearing a lot of gossip about... well, let's just call it "a certain social event" held over the long weekend. Frankly, I'm surprised that such lowbrow shenanigans could take place at such a high-class affair. The next time you people decide to act up like that, please make sure I get an invitation. *grin* And if anybody out there wants to dish some serious dirt, I've been authorized to offer complete anonymity and—as a very special bonus—total immunity from prosecution!