Jun 7, 200602:20 PMThe Life
Bush kamikaze missions on the rise
Jun 7, 2006 - 02:20 PMThis past weekend, President Bush said: "Today, I want to explain why I support the Marriage Protection Amendment, and why I'm urging Congress to pass it and send it to the states for ratification."
He thoughtfully provided this Spanish translation, too.
The Senate quickly replied: uh-uh, no way Hor-hay.
Today, Bush announced that new arrivals to this country must adopt American values and learn English.
During the same trip, he also revealed to Hispanic citizenship students the identity of the only other father-son duo to serve as president: "Juan Adams y su hijo Juan Q."
[Image courtesy of the Propaganda Remix Project at the Ministry of Homeland Security.]