May 4, 200610:56 AMThe Life

Whatchawannadothisweekend? (4May06)

Tonight: From 5-9pm, it's the El Paseo Art Walk. I love to walk in a very artistic way. I imagine John Cleese does, too.

Friday: At 7pm, the Joslyn Players present An Evening with Groucho, a two-act comedy that consists of the best Groucho Marx one-liners, anecdotes and songs. Tonight's secret word is cigar.

Saturday morning: Birds of Joshua Tree National Park starts its second session at 7:30am. They hope to see an Orange-crowned Warbler, a Black-headed Grosbeak, and an Ash-throated Flycatcher. But I'd be just as happy to find a Purple-striped Seersucker.

Saturday afternoon: Elvis Honeymoon Weekend is the annual celebration at the Elvis Honeymoon Hideaway, featuring tours of the house from 9am-2:30pm and a poolside concert at 4pm. Ya gotta wonder if The King would be happy about what's become of Priscilla, Lisa Marie and Jaime...

Saturday evening: Barry Manilow performs on the O'Donnell Golf Club greens at the 13th Annual Evening Under the Stars benefit. Festivities start at 6pm. CO-pa... CO-pa-ca-BAN-a... The hottest spot north of Havana...

Sunday: At 2pm, the Palm Canyon Theatre presents "Kiss Me, Kate," based on Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew." "The accent is on comedy in this toe-tapping, knee-slapping battle of the sexes." All I want to know is whose knees and toes get slapped and tapped...

Check the calendar for more activities!